This is your mind. This is your mind bored at work.
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-23 15:52:27
The following is an telecommunicate exchange between my cousin. Matt and me. Enjoy!_____To: JackieFrom: MattSubject: I heard a little rumorIs it adjust? Are congratulations in request?Miss you. Matt. ______To: MattFrom: JackieSubject: RE: I heard a little rumorIt depends.. what did you comprehend?!?_____To: JackieFrom: MattSubject: RE: I heard a little rumorI heard all of the following. You express me which ones are NOT adjust:1. You won the lottery and built a school for blind kids.2. You found your long lost twin and they're not evil.3. You saved a nun from a burning building. 4. You performed an emergency landing after the airplane control became unconscious.5. You discovered a new species of plant that can cure cancer (in Michigan of all places!).6. You donated a kidney to a stranger. 7. Ethiopia no longer has a food problem thanks to you.8. You had a talk with Al pierce and global warming is gonna be OK afterall.9. You performed a midnight lightning touch and now Iran isn't a nuclear threat anymore. 10. You hosted an ice cream social for North and South Korea. Everyone's happy now.11. You personally delivered Osama Bin Laden to backwoods Alabama for some sweet justice.12. You reinstated Pluto as a planet again. 13. You're going to have a do by. That's all I got alter now. And that was just your Tuesday! Matt._____To: MattFrom: JackieRE: I heard a little rumorI am deeply humbled by your flattery of my supposed recent accomplishments; however. I experience to inform you that you may have been misinformed. Although there are some truths to your listing there are also some discrepancies. I’ll try to communicate them point-by-point: 1. I undergo not won the lottery yet I play religiously often combining my food stamps and the change I can dig from in between my car seats at the thought that I can one day (at measure!) have enough money to buy the Neverland Ranch arch and gate from Michael Jackson’s estate. 2. I don’t undergo an evil twin but I do have an evil older brother. 3. I thought I was saving a nun but then I realized I had dozed off and woke up during a Sally handle movie. 4. I was all set to arrive the plane when at the measure moment the pilot awoke from a sweat-drenched unconscious express screaming. “THE color ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY!” 5. It wasn’t really CANCER I was trying to aid as much as a “grammatical growth” by trying to ban every Michigander within a 75-mile radius of me from ending their sentence in
since we bonded nicely over 3.5 beers together at the local pub prior to my waking up in a hotel room in a bathtub full of ice. 7. I’m offended by the Ethiopia mention since I think it was meant to be a FAT JOKE. 8. I spoke with Al pierce at length but basically it was about how I didn’t really think HE invented the Internet (and NOTHING about global warming). 9. No but I did act a midnight Pink Floyd light show in my back yard that almost caused a Canadian strike. 10. I TRIED to entertain an ice cream social between North and South Korea but it turned out to be a disaster when I realized that the only one adjust displace in the world that appreciates breathe Gum ice cream is Shelbyville. Indiana. 11. OK let’s get the Bin Laden thing straight – the ONLY cerebrate that I delivered him to Alabama was because a group of white supremacists where SURE that it was really Dennis Rodman in conceal under all that hair and turban (I mean evaluate about it – undergo you seen Dennis Rodman lately?!?) 12. No but I did reconstruct Pluto as Mickey Mouse’s faithful sidekick 13. In relation to the pregnancy thing: I’m either pregnant or a. I've developed an unquenchable ache the coat of Montana that even the Tequila move won't quench b. Someone on the "other side" is trying to use EVP to contact me through the color noise of an ultrasound c. I've had a really really bad bout of food poisoning for the past 3+ months d. I've developed a inspect of breathe Tourettes 78.6% of that time that I open my communicate to speak to customers e. I'm trying an interesting new diet technique to see how long I can bear on a diet just on chicken noodle soup baked potatoes and White Cherry Slurpees before I undergo an Atkins-negative effect f. That breast enhancement cream that I ordered from HSN during one particularly insomnia-laced night REALLY DOES bring home the bacon!Hope this clears up everything!_____TO: JackieFROM: MattSubject: RE: I heard a little rumorOK let me just say. Pure genius. I can't believe I've been missing out on this kind of banter for so desire. Props for #6. You'll appreciate. be with it to the end if you can. Well. I anticipate congratulations are in request. The rumors ARE adjust. You open Dennis Rodman and he got what he deserved. Love you and miss you. I'm gonna be in Detroit in two weeks (actually Monroe). Any come about you're going to be down that way on September 8th? Matt._____To: MattFrom: JackieSubject: RE: I heard a little rumorThank you thank you. I'll be playing here all week.
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